BIO
5/31/09
Bleaky: Hogdoggin' Day 16 - The Last Day
Value of Fiction: The Amen Edition
5/30/09
1st Offenders Saturday: Hogdoggin' Day 15??
"MAINTENANCE" @ Beat to a Pulp
5/29/09
Roots
Yeah, inspiration comes from all sorts of interesting places. I was thinking, if this tape actually existed, maybe I'd get some and wrap it around the next clown's head who learns I'm from New Jersey and asks me what exit I'm from. (For the record 7A Turnpike, 98 Parkway....a little Exit 25 these days.)
5/28/09
No, I Don't Hate It When I'm Right
"Jack Liffey, the private investigator in John Shannon’s mysteries, works the roughest territory in the genre — the subculture of the Southern California teenager. “I’m not really a detective,” the big-hearted P.I. explains in PALOS VERDES BLUE (Pegasus, $25). “My practice is limited to looking for missing children.” That doesn’t begin to describe the harrowing rescue job he undertakes when he begins searching for a schoolgirl with a passionate commitment to protecting butterflies and other endangered species, including the illegal Mexican workers camping out on the cliffs above Lunada Bay. Unaware that his own impetuous teenage daughter is endangering herself by trying to help him, Liffey patiently excavates the area’s social strata, uncovering layers of antagonism among the privileged rich and their anonymous day laborers, rival surfer gangs and a racist militia group prowling the hills — hostility that bounces right back at parents from their alienated children."
5/27/09
HOGDOGGIN' Day 13
Hogdoggin' Rally - Day 13. And Sophie Littlefield takes the reins. I was lucky enough to be introduced to Sophie at Bouchercon last Fall. She's razor sharp and a true champion of the craft. I've also had the good fortune to read an advance copy of her upcoming crime fiction debut A BAD DAY FOR SORRY. And I'm here to testify, people--buy this novel. That sound you're hearing? That's the sound of the genre's rib cage cracking wide open as Littlefield rips its heart out.
GO TO HELL
5/26/09
Dailed In: 1972
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Man, I so remember hearing this tune on AM radio as my Uncle Doc, fresh from Vietnam, wove up to the Bronx to see my grandparents in his mustard-colored Mustang, me in the black bucket seat all Bobby Brady-like, gap-toothed and dumbfounded by the city's massive canyons and raw decay, a strange afternoon away from my pummeling brothers. Boiled meat and doe-eyed saints on the walls....
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Anyway...the story this weekend. Meanwhile just sit back and enjoy the one hit wonders from novelist Dave White's precious New Brunswick, NJ...the 'burg of my own birth and a veritable shithole that, quite frankly, my parents couldn't leave for the shore fast enough.
5/25/09
PLOTS WITH GUNS: My "Raygun" Hat Trick
My Hero
5/23/09
Saturday: BTAP Buffet and Crazy Joe
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Dawn. I still haven't picked up the Tom Waits biography I was craving last Wed., and I'm heading out in a couple of hours to go sailing. Good south wind forecast, with ten to fifteen knots, gusting to twenty-five later so that ought to thin the knuckleheads. It's an overnight get out of 'Naptown deal. Bringing a roast chicken and few brews along with this non-fiction diamond - THE MAD ONES by Tom Folsom. I freakin' love this book. Violent, true, beatnik crime smeared with tomato paste. Crazy Joe, Kid Blast, Larry Gallo...not a heavy read at all, but clippy and smooth--a study of the sometimes lionized wiseguys who put the real red in Red Hook, Brooklyn. Lest you movie buffs forget--"It was a glorious time. Wiseguys were everywhere. It was before Appalachia, and before Crazy Joe decided to take on a boss and start a war. It was when I met the world."
5/22/09
New Hope for the Well-Read: Goffard
Bardsley, Abbott, Memorial Day
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Bardsley. Guacamole maestro, cad of crime. I'm positive he's pulled on his lead-tipped clown shoes and is looking to stomp somebody to death.
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Oh. And look at that-- Patti Abbott is joining the rally. The flavor deepens. Yes, that would be estrogen kicking your butt.
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Other things. It's Memorial Day Weekend...so thank a veteran. I do, just like I thank anyone who works for a union every, single Labor Day. Not the same thing by a long stretch, just sayin'. Anyway, do it. These men and women have laid it on the line and are still laying it on the line in our insane world, and they deserve a word of thanks.
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I don't know about where you live but 'round here this weekend is the biggest traffic clusterfuck you can imagine. Like yank your eyes out awful. People heading over the Chesapeake Bay Bridge to the beach, Naval Academy graduation with, oh wait, the President is coming? Fuck. See you Tuesday.
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Meanwhile across the Bay, Dick steams in his duck blind, drinking blood supplements confident in his narcissistic assessment that his multi-million dollar property has been scrubbed clean from Google Earth. Hood-eyed, mumbling the lyrics to Billy Ray Cyrus' "Could've Been Me" way out of tune...he takes occasional breaks, stomping around the brackish shallow weeds with a machete. Ticks wedge their insidious ways into the meat of his spindly white calves while his wife, Lynne, waves desperately at him from the porch. She begs him to come inside, but he ignores her. The sun sets and Dick glares at the darkening water. Not far away, just off the edge of Dick's eighty-foot dock, a nine-foot bull shark cruises like sentry... a million nerve endings in its snout processing input. Dick can't see the shark but he knows it's out there, just as sure as he can feel the weakening beats of his own heart. Fucker is just biding its time, Dick grumbles. Biding its time.
5/21/09
5/20/09
We've always been out of our minds....
Thinking of taking a Memorial Day pit stop from all the mystery, crime, and hardboiled fiction I've been ingesting as of late. Saw this review in The New York Times and this unauthorized biography might be the ticket. Liking Tom Waits has always been a measuring stick for me when meeting new people, and if you don't dig the man, well....
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Speaking of being out of our minds, will someone please tell The Rap Sheet that Anthony Neil Smith's virtual motorcycle rally is to pump up the volume about HOGDOGGIN' not "HOTDOGGIN'"...especially since the Saturday Boy is soon to be on deck and I hear Ray Banks hates Frankie and Annette so much it gives him hives. Frank Bill hates that shit too. 'Cept if Frank had a time machine he wouldn't kick Annette out of bed. Least that's what I heard...
5/19/09
Yo, Tony B!
- Best Novel -The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo by Stieg Larsson [Knopf]
- Best First Novel - (repeat) The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo by Stieg Larsson [Knopf]
- Best Paperback Original Money Shot by Christa Faust [Hard Case Crime] (BABY!)
- Best Short Story "A Sleep Not Unlike Death" by Sean Chercover from Hardcore Hardboiled [Kensington] (big fedora hat tip to Todd Robinson...Todd you RULE!)
- Best Critical Nonfiction Work...Gruuuuuuuhhh?
- Best Children's/Young Adult Novel...again (with feeling)...Gruuuuuuhh?
- Best Cover Art Death Was the Other Woman designed by David Rotstein and written by Linda L. Richards [Minotaur]
- Special Service Award - Jon and Ruth Jordan and Ali Karim (TIE...and I mean, I've never even met Ali, but I love his interviews and anybody who can host a B'con panel at 9:30 in the morning while drinking gin and tonics is OK in my book.)
Taste the Fear, Feel the Burn
Book lovers trembled when the Kindle e-book surfaced. Comic book fanboys are going to go totally berzerk over this. Man, talk about biting the hand that feeds....
And speaking of being a fan, I know a lot of folks give me crap about watching this TV show, but if you can spew endlessly about Lost I think I'm allowed to promote hot Irish chicks with guns, muscle cars, Bruce Campbell, and super-spies.
5/18/09
Synchronicity - Hogdoggin': Day 4
5/17/09
Gumshoe 101
Besides reading everything you can in the genre...I found this primer the other day. Meaty, academic fare. Dang, why couldn't have I taken THIS guy's class instead of a snooze-fest survey of that pasty, Oliver Cromwell suck-up John Milton? Face it, after Lucifer splits in "Paradise Lost" it just plain suuuuuuuuuucks.
5/16/09
THE HOGDOGGIN' VIRTUAL MOTORCYCLE RALLY: DAY TWO, #2
In the Last Episode, Lafitte was left dazed and confused after a run-in with the Central Crime Zone team, apparently off to save the world.
Kristal, however, was surely going to die. Or at least pull the longest motherfucking train in One Percenter history. They were going to wear out all her parts in one night, about forty good fucking years down the drain before she was even twenty.
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“Kristal.”
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First time Kieran Shea wrote me, it was to tell me about Pueblo Viejo. I still haven’t been able to find the stuff, but he put it like this--it’s half the price of the fancy stuff and tastes just as good, maybe better.
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“WRONG ROOM, LADY!”
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Then the muffled sounds of light heels clicking the concrete and fading away.
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I tell you, I can see it as if on film. Hear the eerie music, all that.
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Just when you thought it was safe to dance and get shitfaced and enjoy the street party erupting as the sun went down, here comes Patrick Shawn Bagley leading his gang of Unholy Bastards.
Tonight on the Main Stage: Uncle Tupelo, “Whiskey Bottle”
5/15/09
HOGDOGGIN' RALLY BEGINS
HOGDOGGIN', the sequel to Anthony Neil Smith's novel YELLOW MEDICINE , is only days away from release and today started the virtual-blog motorcycle rally to spread the word and pimp the love. Lots of writers, Plots with Guns alums, noir fans, etc. are taking part--including me. What the fuck is virtual-blog motorcycle rally? Choke on the mayhem, read, and find out here at Dr. Smith's portal in the blogistan. My contribution to the mix starts tomorrow. And yeah, that's a bunch of fuckin' Mods on jacked-out scooters in the photo, what of it? Stay tuned.
Friday's Forgotten Books: Beautiful Losers
I first became familiar with Leonard Cohen by reading his poetry back in college. Later, I grooved on his smoky voice while hanging out in the homes of various English professors while they were on sabbaticals (official house sitter for the department was just one of my many truly pathetic jobs over the years). Like most people with any semblance of a soul, I remember being awestruck by his knight-errant language, of his trying to find beauty in personal disillusionment and the devastating fractures of history. Didn't realize for a quite some time that he wrote longer books before turning to poetry, haunting song and much later, painting.
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When I finally picked up Beautiful Losers at a street sale it knocked me loose from the numbing bureaucratic slipstream of working in D.C. I couldn't describe it for people, how it sucked me away into a inexplicable trance for days. You either got the "Blue Duke" and his dreamy, free-form style or you didn't.
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Hey, it may not be a crime or mystery novel but since when has reliving the anguish of heartache not been a crime?
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Hallelujah, indeed.
5/14/09
"Obviously you're not a golfer."
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Oh yeah. And this NY Times story kind of creeped me out this morning. Didn't the Waffen SS do this? Something called...oh nevermind.
5/13/09
In the Stacks, In the Dark, Uncaged
5/12/09
Arrrrrrgh.
5/11/09
For You
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Oh. One more thing. Kyle Minor's interview over on Bookspot Central is up. Read it. Kyle is the "bookless" juggernaut us hacks are trying to keep up with.
5/9/09
The Shotgun Cool
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So, I'm up early and I cruise over to the updated Benelli USA site. Too much flash for my taste, but I'm digging the videos and so wanted to insert one here, especially the one of all the animals getting blown apart, but I couldn't figure out how. Then I went to You Tube and found this friggin' gem. Who knew duck hunters were such fans of Duane Swierczynski novels? Santa? You listening? Can I have one? Please?
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