KIERAN SHEA: Pie Hole Check

BIO

KIERAN SHEA’s fiction has appeared in dozens of venues including Ellery Queen Mystery Magazine, Thuglit, Dogmatika, Word Riot, Plots with Guns, Beat to a Pulp, Crimefactory, and Needle: A Magazine of Noir ...as well as in some beefy-looking anthologies most of which will make you question the tether of his shiny, red balloon. To his self-deprecating astonishment he's also been nominated for the Story South’s Million Writers Award twice without sending the judges so much as a thank you note. He co-edited the satiric transgressive fiction collection D*CKED: DARK FICTION INSPIRED BY DICK CHENEY and his debut novel KOKO TAKES A HOLIDAY is out now from Titan Books. Kieran divides his time between 38°58′22.6″N- 76°30′4.17″W and 39.2775° N, 74.5750° W.

11/15/09

Pie Hole Check

Well, gee...that's comforting. 75% of Americans are unfit to serve in the military? Gee, amigo, tell me something we don't know. Is this a shock to anyone? You may want to look at all those KBR food service rations...hip deep in bacon and carbs. How about Dunkin Donuts in Baghdad? We all know who owns them, don't we? Two words, people. One begins with the letter "f" and the other starts with "y".