KIERAN SHEA’s fiction has appeared in dozens of venues including Ellery Queen Mystery Magazine, Thuglit, Dogmatika, Word Riot, Plots with Guns, Beat to a Pulp, Crimefactory, and Needle: A Magazine of Noir ...as well as in some beefy-looking anthologies most of which will make you question the tether of his shiny, red balloon. To his self-deprecating astonishment he's also been nominated for the Story South’s Million Writers Award twice without sending the judges so much as a thank you note. He co-edited the satiric transgressive fiction collection D*CKED: DARK FICTION INSPIRED BY DICK CHENEY and his debut novel KOKO TAKES A HOLIDAY is out now from Titan Books. Kieran divides his time between 38°58′22.6″N- 76°30′4.17″W and 39.2775° N, 74.5750° W.
Yeah, I'm One of THOSE DORKS: Number Twenty-Five
The middle-aged guy who wears a hockey jersey when he's fortunate enough to have tickets in the city, the big guy stoking a grill in the Spring rain when there's a critical game on TV and he really should be helping put the kids to bed or helping them with their homework.
Expensive? Not really, I mean, not when you consider the price of arena tickets in our day and age. Cripes, quality drafts at the game now cost $12 bucks a pop for flat brine, so spare me the wallet flap.
Okay....so who do I wear? Of course around these parts it's always Овечкин, Овечкин. Овечкин!!!
Don't get me wrong, the Russian Machine is AMAZING, but I'm a guy who likes scrappy.
Lumbering finesse on dependable legs.
The guys who are willing to throw down and scrape in the paint.
Hence, the dude.
Posted by Kieran Shea at 5/01/2013 08:08:00 PM