KIERAN SHEA: Last Night

BIO

KIERAN SHEA’s fiction has appeared in dozens of venues including Ellery Queen Mystery Magazine, Thuglit, Dogmatika, Word Riot, Plots with Guns, Beat to a Pulp, Crimefactory, and Needle: A Magazine of Noir ...as well as in some beefy-looking anthologies most of which will make you question the tether of his shiny, red balloon. To his self-deprecating astonishment he's also been nominated for the Story South’s Million Writers Award twice without sending the judges so much as a thank you note. He co-edited the satiric transgressive fiction collection D*CKED: DARK FICTION INSPIRED BY DICK CHENEY and his debut novel KOKO TAKES A HOLIDAY is out now from Titan Books. Kieran divides his time between 38°58′22.6″N- 76°30′4.17″W and 39.2775° N, 74.5750° W.

5/6/13

Last Night

Best line of the season so far, Don.

How we've all been there...mailing it in with clients...putting up with (as Peter Mayle would say in UP THE AGENCY) "pigs with checkbooks." Back in the day, we (both creative and account side) used to lose track on how many times we wanted to lean over the table and stab a fork in the client's hand. Fire the client. Awesome. Onward.