KIERAN SHEA’s fiction has appeared in dozens of venues including Ellery Queen Mystery Magazine, Thuglit, Dogmatika, Word Riot, Plots with Guns, Beat to a Pulp, Crimefactory, and Needle: A Magazine of Noir well as in some beefy-looking anthologies most of which will make you question the tether of his shiny, red balloon. To his self-deprecating astonishment he's also been nominated for the Story South’s Million Writers Award twice without sending the judges so much as a thank you note. He co-edited the satiric transgressive fiction collection D*CKED: DARK FICTION INSPIRED BY DICK CHENEY and his debut novel KOKO TAKES A HOLIDAY is out now from Titan Books. Kieran divides his time between 38°58′22.6″N- 76°30′4.17″W and 39.2775° N, 74.5750° W.


Jersey: Apocalypse Edition

If there is a hell, tucked up in a corner where you are forced to watch the folly of human mental sloth in the late 20th and early 21st centuries, a legion of these "action" bobblehead figures are charged with nipping your scab-ravaged flesh with whiny glee.

Wow. Was this even necessary? God, people, enough already with all this MTV Jersey Shore crap. I mean, if someone is willing to make and market something like this why can't I have a bobblehead figure of, say, F├╝hrer Christie? What's that? He would crush and splinter my desk? Yeah, I suppose when I set it on fire Christie might start an unruly grease blaze. God save the Garden State or, at the very least, use the big gun and make it quick.