If there is a hell, tucked up in a corner where you are forced to watch the folly of human mental sloth in the late 20th and early 21st centuries, a legion of these "action" bobblehead figures are charged with nipping your scab-ravaged flesh with whiny glee.
Wow. Was this even necessary? God, people, enough already with all this MTV Jersey Shore crap. I mean, if someone is willing to make and market something like this why can't I have a bobblehead figure of, say, Führer Christie? What's that? He would crush and splinter my desk? Yeah, I suppose so...plus when I set it on fire Christie might start an unruly grease blaze. God save the Garden State or, at the very least, use the big gun and make it quick.
KIERAN SHEA’s fiction has appeared in dozens of venues including Ellery Queen Mystery Magazine, Thuglit, Dogmatika, Word Riot, Plots with Guns, Beat to a Pulp, Crimefactory, and Needle: A Magazine of Noir ...as well as in some beefy-looking anthologies most of which will make you question the tether of his shiny, red balloon. To his self-deprecating astonishment he's also been nominated for the Story South’s Million Writers Award twice without sending the judges so much as a thank you note. He co-edited the satiric transgressive fiction collection D*CKED: DARK FICTION INSPIRED BY DICK CHENEY and his debut novel KOKO TAKES A HOLIDAY is out now from Titan Books. Kieran divides his time between 38°58′22.6″N- 76°30′4.17″W and 39.2775° N, 74.5750° W.