KIERAN SHEA’s fiction has appeared in dozens of venues including Ellery Queen Mystery Magazine, Thuglit, Dogmatika, Word Riot, Plots with Guns, Beat to a Pulp, Crimefactory, and Needle: A Magazine of Noir well as in some beefy-looking anthologies most of which will make you question the tether of his shiny, red balloon. To his self-deprecating astonishment he's also been nominated for the Story South’s Million Writers Award twice without sending the judges so much as a thank you note. He co-edited the satiric transgressive fiction collection D*CKED: DARK FICTION INSPIRED BY DICK CHENEY and his debut novel KOKO TAKES A HOLIDAY is out now from Titan Books. Kieran divides his time between 38°58′22.6″N- 76°30′4.17″W and 39.2775° N, 74.5750° W.


Chuck, By Jingoism

Apparently it's Chuck's birthday today, along with public enemy number one who seriously has his whack-a-mole moves down (sure we can split the atom, fly men to the moon, track down my address for wayward credit card bills but find one gargantuan freak with rumored faulty kidneys that need dialysis? Cracker, please.) Not a fan of either other than a punch line. God. Punch line. Freakin' crack myself up. Feel free to comment or add your best "Chuck Norris" joke...then again come to think of it...maybe not.