BIO

KIERAN SHEA’s fiction has appeared in dozens of venues including Ellery Queen Mystery Magazine, Thuglit, Dogmatika, Word Riot, Plots with Guns, Beat to a Pulp, Crimefactory, and Needle: A Magazine of Noir ...as well as in some beefy-looking anthologies most of which will make you question the tether of his shiny, red balloon. To his self-deprecating astonishment he's also been nominated for the Story South’s Million Writers Award twice without sending the judges so much as a thank you note. He co-edited the satiric transgressive fiction collection D*CKED: DARK FICTION INSPIRED BY DICK CHENEY and his debut novel KOKO TAKES A HOLIDAY is out now from Titan Books. Kieran divides his time between 38°58′22.6″N- 76°30′4.17″W and 39.2775° N, 74.5750° W.

2/6/10

Snow Miser Must Die

Okay, I get it. You can stop dumping the white stuff now, Snow Miser. Whee, it's so pretty, it makes me feel like I'm at the upcoming Olympics in Vancouver. Yeah, yeah, yeah. From what I hear, you'd better be careful around Vancouver these days. People's feet washing up in sneakers. Not whole bodies mind you, just their feet. Singular. Now that's some wacky Canadian creepiness. Kind of reminds me of that Brad Fraser play, The Unidentified Human Remains and the True Nature of Love. But I digress. Time to shovel out ICE STATION ZEBRA.