This is nothing new for us. My wife’s email got hacked three years ago, and we had to go through the same drill. It’s an awful experience. Not as bad as being held up at gunpoint (that did happen to me in DC) and certainly not as bad as my apartment almost burning down (that also almost happened in DC) but all in all it's been coach-fare ride on the suckful express.
No doubt some clove-smoking, swollen-livered little weasel somewhere deep in the Ukraine thinks this big har-har...Igor go hijack stoopid mereekahn’s addressbook, sell list to the spam golems. Fuck stoopid mereekahns.
Listen up, Igor. If fates ever allow us ten minutes alone, I swear to you I will feed you your fingers one at a time. You should see the rotary saw in my garage. Then, well, I’ll set your shabby ass on fire.
Again, my apologies. I remain, at large...