Lot of Meat on That Bone

Sorry, Sparky, it's a dog eat dog world out there, and we're all wearing MilkBone underwear.  If we have to eat you to save ourselves, well so be it.  Breaded with panko and served with a bowl of sweet chili sauce?  Braised with winter vegetables or grilled on mesquite chips?  Mmmm...thank you for making breakfast so awesome, Mr. Ellis, you mad bastard.