KIERAN SHEA: Lot of Meat on That Bone

BIO

KIERAN SHEA’s fiction has appeared in dozens of venues including Ellery Queen Mystery Magazine, Thuglit, Dogmatika, Word Riot, Plots with Guns, Beat to a Pulp, Crimefactory, and Needle: A Magazine of Noir ...as well as in some beefy-looking anthologies most of which will make you question the tether of his shiny, red balloon. To his self-deprecating astonishment he's also been nominated for the Story South’s Million Writers Award twice without sending the judges so much as a thank you note. He co-edited the satiric transgressive fiction collection D*CKED: DARK FICTION INSPIRED BY DICK CHENEY and his debut novel KOKO TAKES A HOLIDAY is out now from Titan Books. Kieran divides his time between 38°58′22.6″N- 76°30′4.17″W and 39.2775° N, 74.5750° W.

11/9/09

Lot of Meat on That Bone

Sorry, Sparky, it's a dog eat dog world out there, and we're all wearing MilkBone underwear. If we have to eat you to save ourselves, well so be it. Breaded with panko and served with a bowl of sweet chili sauce? Braised with winter vegetables or grilled on mesquite chips? Mmmm...thank you for making breakfast so awesome, Mr. Ellis, you mad bastard.